The Polygons And The Multi-Polygonal War Of 1964

-Informal Entry

1964 was a horrible and deadly year for all of the Polygonians and the Coresasians. In '64, the Emperor of the Ching Xiong District, Hao Lee Shin The Second, threatened the Lighter Polygon's leader, Erasmus, impaled on a sword with a pear instead of a pommel, which enraged him. He sent thousands upon thousands of young boys and girls to the Darkest Polygon, offering them food and shelter and all the riches in the world if they succeeded in a duel with the Innercube. The fight lasted up until 2000, a new era for the Quadpolyverse, the Duke was devastated by the war, and he sent in his Peacemaker minions that he controlled with his ever-withering Funksoul to stop it. (note: The Duke is chosen solely by the biggest Funksoul, nothing else, as the Duke is born once every millenium at the exact same time the Duke's Funksoul withers away, making the Duke stay the Duke, for ever and ever.) Ponko and Dongle were sent into the PMoA, the Proud Military of Ameracia, where they were sent alongside Duke's soul-soldiers to fight the good fight, the only fight, the neverending fight, the one fight. The fight was fought in trenches, in caves, and in large, dusty superfleiners (extremely large planes about the size of a small town, again.). The war was brutal and the whole Ching Xiong District was in total anarchy, a hellhole and a cesspool at the same time. A mixture of burning feces and demons, gross. Mexacorra, on the other hand, decided to loot the old, war-torn homes of the Chandese (inhabitants of the Ching Xiong District), as Mexacorra is a large country of bandits, gangs, and drugs. Ching Xiong's leader, Shin Hao Lee, sent his last missile over to Mexacorra, devastating all the lives there, and basically wiping the country off the map, turning it to a burning No-Man's-Land, now, you see, when people die, their Funksouls merge with Duke's, and Duke's Funksoul grows. This means he sent more reinforcements into Ching Xiong District, knocking down the last pillar of hope for the Chandese, and sending their country crumbling down.