Kaleido Trafficking

-Subpart III, Kaleido Trafficking

Have you ever held a kaleidoscope up to your eye and realized nothing on this dimension will ever be capable of capturing such delicate funk? I have. Once, Horseman visited me in the night. He peered out of the closet with eyes a'blaze with cosmic groove, like all other times Horseman visited me, I had a strange case of tunnel vision with a brutal migraine shortly afterwards (brutal in the sense that it was really gnarly) before his arrival. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Closer to the point, Horseman visited me at night like he did every night once I was proclaimed Funkchild and shared with me the weird of the Middlecube. And also mixed weird ass pills in with my milk and cookies which left me rolling on the floor foaming from the ears. Anywho, once he gave me sight of the kaleido, which left me in the hospital for a few days until he came back and took that godforsaken vertigovision out of my pupils. What I saw those few days, unknowingly, was the Darkest Polygon, in fact, every kaleidoscope you'll ever look at will show you fields and rainbow moors of the Darkest of Polygons. Try tracing where the kaleidoscope you bought came from, it will always lead to the same damn company located in New Newfoundsland, Iowa. (That is if you're on Aerth) Little did the townspeople know New Newfoundsland, Iowa doesn't exist. The men responsible for Kaleido trafficking are part of the Darker Alliance, because the majority of the Kaleido traffickers reside in Darker but were exile or runaways or whatever. The Darker Alliance owns a handful of clandestine Kaleidolabs in a few locations around the Innercube, where, once a shipment of Kaleido comes the job is to purify it through the coking process, rid it from impurities and bottle it into small canisters for distribution among little kids and Darker spies, who oppose the Duke.

TL;DR: Kaleido is legal to purchase, possess, and sell in the Dark Polygon, making it a safe haven for Darker criminals. Owning a Kaleidoscope upon entering any polygon other than Dark Polygon is punishable up to 100 lives in interpolygonal prison. Humans haven't lived that long ever since Methuselah was proclaimed king of Indonesia and Joseph Smith published the Book of Bourbon.