Different tiers of Polygon exist in the Middlecube, we have an assorted bunch. They vary in size and flavors. If you're looking for the Darkest Polygon, we got that. You said Dark Polygon? We have that in stock. I'm sorry, I'm not fluent in binary, you said Darker Polygon? Yo, why don't you go to hell, buddy. Customer Service is out, you feel me. Are you picking up what I'm placing on the ceiling? I'm not, gravity won't work with me.
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Tiers of Polygon goes from top to bottom as follows:
-Lighter Polygon-
-Dark Polygon-
-Darkest Polygon-
-Darker Polygon-
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We have a list above for easier comprehension, we won't guarantee your understanding, we simply made it easier to follow along, as your stupidity is your own fault. We don't lay down the law, we follow it. In this case we don't, as we laid it down, and you are to follow. You don't have to follow. We'll throw you in prison. You are no ally to the empire.Lighter Polygon goes as the name suggests, it's the light dimension, or lighter than all the other ones. Don't get us wrong, it's not sunny, nor is it bright. It's not happy, it certainly isn't the jolliest of places, unless you like dunes, and deserts. And sand in general, and everything having to do with sand, as the Lighter Polygon mostly consists of sand, a few huts and a large stone bust depicting Erasmus the Fortunate impaled on a sword with a pear instead of a pommel. Slightly familiar words are engraved on the hilt, reading, "Ekud Cimsoc." It's Latin for 'Crazed Boar,' I think. The Lighter Polygon is called this because unlike it's other 3 sisters, it was fed less food and instead shot up meth in the bathroom to keep a fresh, fit look. The Lighter Polygon is the skimpiest of Polygons, it's very LIGHT and FRUGAL, very SMALL and cute. But not cute anymore. Just anorexic and scary. And slightly damp. Ew.
The Dark Polygon is spooky, and also the most populous. The Dark Polygon unlike it's other siblings, is infinite. The Dark Polygon was first erected by the Duke when time was still in the negatives. He pinched it between his index and thumb finger and dumped it out into the Middlecube. The Middlecube has a hard time digesting it's meals so under some weird circumstances upon pooping the Dark Polygon deeper into the core of the Middlecube, (Now entering the Innercube) it got stretched into infinity. Something about the Krebs Cycle. Upon closer inspection we noticed that all who read this currently reside in the Dark Polygon. To narrow it down even further, if you reside in Aerth like Ponko and I, you're in Dark Polygon. There's a heads up for all who care.
I would tell you a whole lot about the Darkest Polygon, a whole parking lot. However, due to troubles with intergalactic law enforcement and the fact that I'm awful tired and it's 2 A.M. in the goddamned morning, I'll only fill you in with a paragraph full of information, or if you're lucky maybe even more. In the Darkest Polygon the Duke resides with all his bread, he keeps it scattered on the floor since it causes a loud crackle upon each step, thus alerting the Duke that unwanted pests have arrived in his domain. A method much like the Samurai used, except substituting creaky floors with fresh sourdough baguettes. Of corpse we know the Duke used this method much earlier before the Japanese had squinty eyes or had eyes at all. Kaleidoscopes have a very controversial take on The Darkest Polygon as they are considered by conspiracy theorists to be cosmic contraband sold on Aerth for spying on the Duke.
As good things exist, bad, scary things come to pass, too. If you didn't know that you're weird. Like, if you look at the darkest corner of your room at night; That's scary. There could be ghosts in that corner. You'll never find out if you don't ask. You can ask. You can't ask. Don't ask corners questions. Especially if you have an Ouija board on the floor and you're contacting the demon lord, Xaalkanvankali.
Corners are gateways to evil. The walls work with them too, it's an organized crime. It's night and the moon, like, shows up outside your window, you turn over to your side, you turn over to someone else's side, they turn to your side, they might also turn to their side, too, you cozy up in a myriad of pillow pets and dream that one day Chester'll show up at your doorstep and gift you a suitcase of dead
"Wow, whoa, stop, stop it, Dongle! Your words are spooky, and I don't like them!" - You
Well you should be well-prepared before waltzing into my convenience store and asking if we have the Darker Polygon in stock, to which I will gladly answer, please go away we don't need your company. What's all that, then? That's the Darker Polygon, it's below the Darkest, it's trying to tell us it's darker than the Duke's own astral plane. Aye, we'll take their word for it, I don't need guys from the Darker side interfering with my own damn planet, and you sure as hell don't want to risk meeting them either.
Reminder: Current friend item is: Gnats.
Reminder: Before moving to a foreign dimension, check the demon to human ratio.
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