Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Ponkos' Glorious Recollection Of St. Roseblock's Socialist Republic of The People


- Documentation of St. Roseblock's Socialist Republic of the People.

St. Roseblock's Socialist Republic of the People was the kind of place where superfleiners (extremely large planes about the size of a small town) left dark, black chemtrails in the sky that wouldn't go away for hours and hours.
The sky was tinted and the town was conquered by a Georgian Mafia leader back in the 80s, but he took it from a peasant that overthrew the government single-handedly with a smelly pipebomb he had hidden in his nether regions. St. Roseblock's Socialist Republic of the People was a place of total anarchy, where there was violence all over and all around and rubbish littered the streets in crowds like the people that waited for their rations. Men would storm houses in search for "funkadelic doodlewops", basically a new type of drug that enhanced your senses and was prone to causing seizures. In common cases it turned normal men into something like The Incredible Bulk, a comic in Ameracia, in which a holocaust survivor is experimented on, and he turns into a mottled, grey mass that is extremely strong and such. St. Roseblock is now run by a corrupt mob boss, Jimmi Miggamoggen II, the son of Jimmy Miggamoggen, the mob boss who conquered St. Roseblock's Socialist Republic of the People in the 1980s.

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