There are other absolute beings in the Polyverse besides the Cosmic Duke.
There is Quarterman, which many Funkchildren claim to be a myth. He tried to steal the Cosmic Duke's throne, and was dismembered by a punch from the Cosmic Duke's mighty hammer, straight into his frail chest. He was banished to the barren Lighter Polygon, where he lives in solitude in a chamber, his machinery supporting his life.
There is Bregghünstöfft, the God of food and other things as necessary as such. He is responsible for covering the Darkest Polygon with bread to alert the Cosmic Duke of beings that should not be.
Last but not least are the true Funkchildren. While everyone is considered a Funkchild and has a Funksoul, There are very few that are truly born from Funk itself. Ponko and Dongle are two of the few true Funkchildren. Funkchildren have the opportunity to become Absolute Beings, or demigods.
While all three beings referred to in the excerpt above actually have a higher status than the Cosmic Duke, including the Cosmic Duke himself, actually, as he has the highest status no matter what I say, so he is forever God. I forget why though.
Something about tooth enamel.
Image Below: Consequence Of A Normal Funkchild Attempting Ascension
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